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Step 1 - Wait in hallway for owner's bedroom door to open.
Step 2 - Sneak in to owner's room.
Step 3 - Jump on bed and clean self repeatedly until owner kicks you out, forcing owner to get out of bed.
Step 4 - Beg to go out.
Step 5 - Refuse to go out, because it's raining.
Step 6 - Repeat Steps 4 and 5 at each outside door until convinced it's raining out all of them.
Step 7 - Return to original door and beg to go out.
Step 8 - Go out, walk around for 5 min. Beg to come back in.
Step 9 - Dry self on owner's pant leg.*
Step 10 - Eat.
Step 11 - Repeat Steps 4 through 10 at least 2x.
Step 12 - Nap on some books.
Step 13 - Sit next to full food bowl, but beg for treats, instead. Follow owner around room, until you get treats.
Step 14 - See Step 11.
Step 15 - Hunt for bugs on windows.
Step 16 - Nap on shelf in owner's closet. Push owner's clothing on to the floor 1st, to free up space.
Step 17 - Eat.
Step 18 - See Step 14.
Step 19 - Repeat Steps 4-18 until dark, alternating nap location.
Step 20 - Sleep in hallway.
At dawn, return to Step 1.
*Be sure to clean self in between each Step.
